I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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