The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I have feelings that need drinking.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize