Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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