i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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