I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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