i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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