One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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