thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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