i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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