My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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