going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That accounts for only three of the penises
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I could fuck to npr.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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