I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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