The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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