Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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