That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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