that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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