My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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