.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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