why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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