just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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