I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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