2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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