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Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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