Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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