She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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