just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He did a backflip because drugs
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