ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
