great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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