billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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