If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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