yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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