Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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