Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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