Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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