Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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