question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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