he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So much Jack, so little girl.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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