I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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