Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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