yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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