Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
