She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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