Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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