i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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