this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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