there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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