i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
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I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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