How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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