She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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