I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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