you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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