your thong is hanging out like whoa
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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