Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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