Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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